finishing a novel
Guess what.  I'VE FINISHED MY NOVEL, THAT'S  WHAT! (Evidenced by the full green bar on the right side of your screen. 101%! Hahaha!)  Here's what the inside of my head is like right now:  IMAGINARY INTERVIEWER: I heard you finished your novel in under a month. That's impressive!   ME:  Thank you so much! I put a lot of effort into it.  CONAN O'BRIEN: Tell us again what your novel's about.  ME: Um... It has something to do with the universe.  CONAN O'BRIEN: Go on. What else is in your novel, aside from the universe?  ME: Um, teenagers.  CONAN O'BRIEN: What happens to the teenagers?  ME: Uh... They stumble upon a portal... That, um... Takes them to other dimensions.    CONAN O'BRIEN:  When can I get a copy?  ME: I'm flattered, Coco, but I'm not giving copies out to anybody right now.   CONAN O'BRIEN: Why not?  ME:  To put it gently, my "novel" is where good grammar and coherent story lines go to die.   CONAN O'BRIEN:  Well Ste...