that time of the year

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Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. It's happening again.

It's that confusing time of the semester when you're so extremely close to the end but not quite there yet, and you still have the energy to study some more but it's becoming increasingly more difficult to pack any more knowledge into your goddamn summer-soaked brain. What little room in there that you had reserved for thesis statements and formulas and stupid philosophical statements is now slowly filling up with thoughts of seawater, sand castles, and cities that start with the letter B (Batangas, Boracay... Seriously guys, there are other vacation spots out there!).

Yes. It's that time of the year.

My next (and last) exam is happening on Thursday, which means I have one and a half days to prepare for it.  So now I'm looking at my notes and trying to read them, and I'm telling myself, "It's just a review of what you already know!" But in my mind, no more gears are shifting. No more wheels are turning. And the hypothetical hamsters that used to turn those hypothetical wheels are now hypothetically chilling out by the feed bin, enjoying some delicious hypothetical sunflower seeds.

But you can't chill out! You must keep fighting! Isa nalang gani! 

 I know, I know! But... can't I study tomoooooooorroooooow?

NO! Study NOW!

 Fiiiiiiiiiiine! I'll go study now.

So get off the Internet.

 What!? But . . . Can't I blog a little longer?

No.

 Why nooooooooot? :(

BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FRAKKING STUDY!!!

 I'll pay you ten pesos to do it for me.

I'm still YOU, you moron. You're talking to yourself. In a blog. 

 Fine. Twenty pesos.

You cheap asshole.

 Hey, since when did you start swearing?!

Get. Off. THE INTERNET!!!

 No.

GO!!!

 FINE I'll go! No need to yell.

Sheesh.

Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013

    but sir Giron loves you naman eh.
    chill B-)

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    1. aimeeWednesday, March 20, 2013

      I must resist the urge to chiiiiiiiill!!! And so must you, Jules :))

      P.s. He doesnt love me u_u

      Aimee.

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