free stuff

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You know what, one thing that's been bugging me lately is that I haven't been getting any free stuff. I mean, I'm a blogger. I get readers. And bloggers who get readers should also get free things, right? Strangely, nobody's been sending me anything! What's up with that?

It's customary, you see, to send bloggers things. Cosmetics, food, clothes, phone cases... You name it, a blogger has been sent it. It's practically canon. Tricia Gosingtian gets free things all the time. So does Saab Magalona, and Vernice Enciso. Companies scramble over each other to send these bloggers wonderful, wonderful things. These girls probably have enough free stuff to last them lifetimes.

And here I am, free stuff-less! What's wrong with you, marketing deparments of companies! Can't you see that my blog is worth reading? That I am a seasoned blogger who writes interesting blogs that people like to read? Can you not see that I am in desperate want of a free macaron, or a free bottle of nail polish, or a free pair of shoes? Must I spell it out for you guys? I WANT FREE STUFF!

You know what, I'll make things easier for you guys. I won't be picky. You can send me your most hideous shade of lipstick, or that last pair of neon-colored leggings that's been hanging in your store since the 1980's. Send me anything you wish to dispose of. I don't care if I have no use for it. If it's free, I want it!

Please make sure that those packages actually get delivered to my doorstep this time, unlike all the other ones that somehow got lost along the way. Thank you, that is all!

Now, while I wait for my freebies, check out this primer I made for Foodprint, the Food Waste Innovation Grant!

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